I remembered this old joke in the past when I found the perfect photo to go with it. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
A young man named John went to visit
his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area .
After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John’s grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, ‘Are these plates clean?’
His grandfather replied, ‘They’re as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!’
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, ‘Are you sure these plates are clean?’
Without looking up the old man said, ‘I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you fret, I don’t want to hear another word about it!’
Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass.
John yelled and said, ‘Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car’.
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, "Coldwater, go lay down now, ya hear me?
By this time John was turning all shades of green.
I found the perfect photo for Coldwater.
"Have a wonderful day and remember to laugh and play.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw
20 comments:
LOL! too funny. And a bit gross! LOL.
Thanks for sharing!!!
Have a great weekend!
Kim
An oldie, but a goodie... thanks for the smile :-)
Good Morning, Grammy! This is too funny... and I love the picture of the dog in the dishwasher!
Have a great weekend!
OH MY Emptynester! I am still laughing.....I bet he never ate with grandpa again!
Have a fabulous week-end. And keep laughing!!!
lol, very funny.
Yikes!!!! That was good. Have a wonderful day!
Cute!
Thanks for this nice humorous story. It cheers me up.
I love it! Talk about recycling and keeping things green!! :P
That is great. I can just see my doggy doing that in the dishwasher.
Cheryl
I need to get myself one of those dishwasher add-ons ;)
Such a fun photo of the dog!! As soon as it loaded, I had to show my partner... telling him how I too would grab my camera if I came across this!
Ahahahaha - I had heard this before, because my uncle (a minister) loves to tell this story, except with him, it's two dogs named "soap" and "water" hehehehe Either way, it's funny and you're right - you DID find the perfect photo!
Oh, that is bad!! LOL The photos fit perfectly.
LOL
Funny post ;-)
Oh my goodness! I can picture a cat in the dishwasher, but a dog? Wow!
the natural way to rinse the dishes
lol i love how you piece everything together with the picture words!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
We call that the 'prerinse' cycle:)
I loved talking to you Sun night! I look forward to you calling again:)
Have a GREAT week my friend:)
I *love* it! I wish I had a scanner. I have a picture of my poodle (gone now) standing on the dishwasher doing the same thing when he was a puppy. That was the perfect picture to go with that joke. Coldwater, indeed! LOL!
Cute! Thanks for sharing this with us.
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